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on blocks

A phrase referring to an occurrence of menstruation (i.e. being on your period).
"Cmon honey, I've been thinkin about that sweet ass all day..."
"I cant baby, Im on blocks"
"So?? We'll double up the naughty towel!"
by Olaf the Black May 15, 2009
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COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.
by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011
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Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
by zeldafire May 21, 2010
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hater blockers

those tight shades ta block dem hatas
yo this nigga keep acting strunt weer do's hater blockers at?
by dis yo boi spitz May 15, 2006
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blokesmoker

A Blokesmoker is a derogatory term used to describe a homosexual male or anyone exhibiting the characteristics of a homosexual male such as weakness or bitchyness.
Also known as shirtlifter, turdburgler, ringpirate, pillowbiter, poofter, faggot etc
Shut the fuck up you dirty Blokesmoker!
Yeah ya fuckin Blokesmoker!
by Mad Dod Morgan August 5, 2007
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Dome Blocker

Similar to the meaning of a person who "cock blocks," except this arrangement of "dome" and "blocker" sounds a lot cooler, than cock blocker. A person who interferes, or gets in the way, of somebody scoring on a female of their personal and sexual interests.
Hey Ryan, don't be such a dome blocker to Kevin! You know he likes Barbara and all, and he can't have you trying to steal her away from him.
by gotLumpia October 1, 2008
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Convo Blocker

A convo blocker plays on the gaming term Combo Blocker. This is when someone performs an action or move that stops another player from successfully performing a combo. In that sense, a convo blocker is when someone, either in a large group, or one-on-one, says something that completely halts the flow of a conversation, usually to a dead silence for at least one minute, during which people share awkward glances and shifty stares.
Greg: So what do you think about our final exams coming up?

Nick: Well, I've contemplated suicide in the last few days.

Greg: (Silence, awkward stares etc.) (A few minutes later) Dude, that was a total convo blocker.
by Vladimir Czekov Raskolnikov April 30, 2010
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