Brexit

Something that is a staple of British working class culture e.g. slide tackles, Top Gear, Stella.

Sean Dyche plays brexit football

by CluelessCookie March 20, 2024

Brexitatious

The condition of having naive hopes of a better future.

John's dream of a land of milk and honey was brexitatious in the extreme.

by tiny winters April 1, 2024

bext

It's not "the best," but it is "next to the best."

First used on the short-lived TV sitcom "State of Grace" which aired on the FOX Family Channel from 2001-02.

"Return of the Jedi is the bext Star Wars movie, after The Empire Strikes Back."

by jdgrad June 21, 2024

beditis

A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed

I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Bemither

Pronounced: bee-MITH-er, with a "th" as in "that", and an "i" as in "if".
Definition: a stronger, more expressive form of "bother".
Related words: bemithering, bemitherer, bemithers, and bemithery (as in: "Is that bemithery?").
Etymology: from "bemothering" (Middle English) of the same definition, and "mithering" (from British English), also of the same definition.

"He was a bemithering fool."
"I want to hear no more bemithery out of you!"
"You bemither me so much, I might just snap!"
"He was a bemitherer of the highest order."
"He bemithers me so much!"

by Tiarna na Anachain February 10, 2025