blitzed

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

blitzed

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

BLITZBOLT

Worst p2w hacker

Hacks on cracked server and then ragebaits his victim on discord

That fucking blitzbolt again

by BLITZBOLT November 13, 2025

blitz

When a character in a fictional story moves faster than the other character and instantly wins the fight before it begins.

"Character A blitzes Character B using their superior speed."

by Stalk Darren January 6, 2026

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.

ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.

by crazieXninja October 21, 2008

skull blitz

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.

dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!

by armeeen December 11, 2009