Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

breathing

an action corpse husband did that broke the entire goddamn internet because everyone is really fucking horny.

look it up on youtube or twitter. "corpse husband breathing"

by egirlmommy January 25, 2021

Breathing and living

Pls stop doing that

man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"

by OogaBoogaBruh January 28, 2021

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

Breathing

When you concentrate your breathing and ejaculate into the female with so much force that it impregnates her 9 times.

Cum Breathing, First Form : Impregnation!

by desu May 29, 2021

breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 5, 2021