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The Batman 

A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load
Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman
The Batman by metalthrasher07 June 12, 2011

holy cleavage batman! 

an exclamation used when someone is showing entirely to much cleavage.
girl with a low cut shirt walks up
"HOLY CLEAVAGE BATMAN!"
holy cleavage batman! by xelA13 October 18, 2008

feels batman 

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman
Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman
feels batman by 12ev3 July 28, 2014

Sweet Batman 

A phrase used prior to ejaculation, during sexual intercourse or when masturbating.
Guy: I'm about to come!

Girl: pause not yet!

Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!

Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta
Sweet Batman by christiebby June 15, 2009

A Batman 

Just picked up a Batman from Johnny down the block
A Batman by CJXR May 6, 2020

Where the fuck is Batman? 

When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?