cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010

Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented

Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.

by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Duggie Bandit

1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.

Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.

by Davester0421 January 17, 2011

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013