Baldouche

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.

I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

balloon popping

Something Jason does for sexual gratification. Involves a balloon a needle and the moment of anticipation.

Uhhhh, the balloon is about to be popped. Squirt, squirt, squirt.

by Jeffy Rohr April 29, 2004

balbo

a extremly wide-set vagina

Holy shit! Look at that girl's balbo!

by BeCool July 21, 2009

Balloon Knot Worm Hole

Your anus...

I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010