A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 15, 2023
Get the turd bugmug. by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022
Get the Banana Bugsmug. A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.
Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
by Dank Shrink September 22, 2019
Get the bug doctormug. A great bug that can either be a unicorn or a purple, beautiful fairy!!! If you ever find a Suhana bug in your life, treasure it and never kill with with its one true enemy, white out. Because, you see, Suhana bugs are black and the white of the white out terrifies them so you must never white out a black out Suhana bug
Person I: OMG I FOUND A SUHANA BUG
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??
by Chammakchello June 4, 2023
Get the Suhana Bugmug. You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.
by Quzanna June 27, 2010
Get the Vampire Bugsmug. 
When something is incredibly tragic and very sad but "big sad" is not effective in describing your incredible sadness.
by Minifluffy1 January 13, 2020
Get the Bug Sadmug.