Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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Bollockeracy

Fancier way to say "bollocks", which means nonsense/garbage.

The bollockeracy of NK has been exceptionally ridic.

by EpicRawl April 17, 2019

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When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.

I say "Bollocks to Brexit"

"Bollocks to Brexit"

by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019

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Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

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bollocktrain

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.

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We have a comprehensive bollocktrain package that we can insert in your existing business processes to kickstart innovation and do something with security.

by Yodag June 7, 2019

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