A British Physical

During sex, The man sits behing the female who spreads her asscheecks. The man then reaches in the rectum, and fishes for as much fluid as possible. He then sticks his hand covered in butt juice, into the vagina, and does the same. This is done repeatedly until the female is too sore to undergoe it any longer.

Guy to his friend: last night i gave this bitch a british physical! I was in and out for like an hour and a half!!!

by DirtyBrit September 11, 2009

British

Awesome people, but terrible food.

Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.

by B_A_M September 28, 2010

British People

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

by */Stardragons/* January 6, 2018

British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

British Shorthair

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.

Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)

by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021

british men

THE HOTTEST TYPE OF PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

god, british men are so hot and for what

by silverix August 29, 2021

Britis

1. Noun: Someone who is trying to act like a british person, but doing it badly.

2. Verb: Te act british badly.

1. Noun: The britis will most likely not get the role in the movie.

2. Verb: Man, why are you acting so britis today?

by TeaAndCrumpets1222 January 1, 2012