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Fried Art

When a fried piece of food clams fish, ect, resembles a person, place, or thing.
Dude, I was eating some fried clams at my moms house and I swear one of the fried art looked just like my ex girlfriend's vagina!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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JmL Art

A YouTube channel where a Milker talks oddly while doing art stuff.
Have you seen JmL Art milk that cow last week?
Of course he’s such an earlobe!
by Ze JmL Ambasodor August 4, 2020
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Art class

The greatest class ever. You get to create!
My favorite part of school is art class!
by Alpennyworth October 20, 2018
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low art

A term used to describe people who lack sophistication and culture.

People who are just generally ignorant of finer aspects of music, art, philosophy, etc.

The painful opposite of high art.
"Man, that dude is so low art. He definitely doesn't casually listen to Stravinsky on the weekends".

"David didn't know who Aristotle was. He's definitely low art".

"Jesus Christ, David is so low art he thought Beethoven was a piano-playing Saint Bernard".

"I just proofread one of David's essays and he doesn't use an oxford conma. Talk about low art".
by GrizzlyKing March 11, 2017
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art house

(1)
A movie theater that generally shows films which are not considered main stream, often foreign or independent. They can often be identified by their self righteous clientele of movie snobs and alternative concessions items such as fine pastries and espresso (just in case the movie is really good). They are frequented by middle aged and old people under the recommendation of the local culture publication, in addition to hipsters, yuppies, goths, emo kids and any other branch of youth that adheres to a counter culture. The underlying implication here is that the low production values and unique storylines make for a rich movie going experience vastly superior to the packaged, stadium seated, blockbuster experience of major movie theaters. It is for this reason that these cinematic sanctuaries are distinguished as art houses. However the reality is that many of the films shown in these theaters have gotten little exposure for good reason...they suck. And these theaters serve the dual function of feeding the counter culturists' insatiable desire to wallow in all things independent and obscure while providing middle aged people with a non hostile alternative to the local megaplex.

(2)
A euphemism for a theater that shows gay porn.
(1)
Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a French film at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) Art house! You fruity bitch call it a movie theater like the rest of us.
Steve: But that's what it's called an art hou...
Bill: (Bludgeons Steve with a cowboy boot caked in freshly dried cement)

(2)
Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a gay porn at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) You wanna fuck?
Steve: Do I ever!
by Adam E. July 20, 2006
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art major

a college student who has been awake for six days and can still think circles around business majors
oh shit, i was gonna open a business but then an art major figured out how to do it easier, faster and prettier in twenty minutes.
by zacharyr December 30, 2006
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art hoe

A thot that think they know how to do art
Oh look at that art hoe.

that bitch don't even know how to paint.
by okichokeme December 16, 2018
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