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Ass armor

The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.
Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*
by Mantaur May 12, 2010
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Trump armor

Consists of an expensive dark suit, elegant tie hanging long and slick, manicured hair. It is the ultimate business attire; ready for any business meeting or dinner party. President Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Make America great again, Winter White House, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump bump, fashion, Trump style, Trump ties, power suit
Now that I live in the big city, I'm getting rid of the jeans and t-shirts and putting on some Trump armor. I think I will go with Armani.
by joecoolthefool June 8, 2017
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Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
by Tyler January 25, 2004
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White Armor

fucking a girl in the ass and then pulling out and busting all over her back as if covering her with a suit of armor.
on new years, eddie gave molly white armor and she enjoyed every second of it.
by ilovegettingitintheass December 12, 2008
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Armonia

An adjective for a terrible feeling or catastrophic event. Can also be used to express boredom or misery.
"I am soooooo armonia right now!"

"OMG that class was so armonia."

"This meal is so armonia, I am never eating here again."
by blahblahblahusername October 18, 2008
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Armodia

a roblox tech company owned by dylank
Damn have you seen the latest Armodia product?
by Armodia March 7, 2023
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arcodios

The hybrid of the two supreme human beings upon earth. Arcodios pertains to the spanish words arcon y dios which have the definition of God or ruler.
Watch out, Arcodios are about to eat our children!
by Arcon January 18, 2004
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