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african-american 

The current, acceptable, feminist-certified, polically correct way to refer to anyone of african descent. Designed to eliminate any unintended racial tension in this hypersensitive, perpetually offended society we've become where people just can't lighten the fuck up anymore.
That's not a poor black guy dressed up as Santa Claus, that's an economically disadvantaged african american exercising the right to achieve monetary compensation by commercially benefiting from the eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival"
african-american by T.Y. July 15, 2004
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Amethyst Ocean 

"Amethyst Ocean" is the fan nickname for the Danny/Sam coupling in the popular TV show Danny Phantom.

While this is the most popular pairing in the show, there are also others, Swallow Sapphire for the uncommon Danny/Paulina fan base, and Gray Ghost for Danny/Valerie fans.

Fans of this pairing now call the episode 'Double Cross my Heart,' and Tucker saying Sam liked Danny in 'Reality Trip' proof of the pair.

But, being as clueless as Danny is, they resort to fan fictions and fan art of the two finally coming together.

Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
You love your ship very much
and hope for it to grow.
Amethyst Ocean seen in:

Parental Bonding-- Slight
Shades of Gray-- Fake-out Make-out
Fanning the Flames-- Lots
Lucky in Love-- Jealousy
Control Freaks-- Minimum
Memory Blank-- Fake-out Make-out #2
Flirting with Disaster-- Jealousy
Beauty Marked-- A great amount
Masters of All Time-- Almost confession
Double Cross my Heart-- Major jealousy and slight confession
Reality Trip-- slight
Amethyst Ocean by Shipper Anon. August 4, 2006

America's Got Talent 

A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by popular vote regardless of merit or the judging panel's opinions.
Host: "Welcome to America's Got Talent! Piers, you didn't like this act... but America has voted.. and... WE'LL SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!"
America's Got Talent by Humwriter September 7, 2011

Ameritard 

Native of the retarded states of america
So you're saying having public postal services is stalinism and that we should just buy gunz instead? Wow that's ameritarded
Ameritard by Bigball6969 November 30, 2020

Average American 

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).
"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".
Average American by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012

American University

A college of about 6,000 undergrads in NW Washington, DC. American is consistently ranked in the Top 100 Colleges in the United States (currently #85 by U.S. News & World Report). It has students from all 50 states and 140 countries. Besides George Washington University it is the only university in America chartered by an act of Congress. You won't get your typical "college" experience here, as many students are off campus and involved in outside jobs, internships, etc. in the District of Columbia. American sports a small, though charming and beautiful, campus. Some of the students can be stuck up and talk about how they "got into Harvard, Georgetown, and Columbia, but got a full ride at AU", but overall most of the kids are down to Earth and friendly. Most everyone's politically active/knowledgable, and campus life is generally stimulating. It's a dry campus though, and the RA's/Campus Security can get God-complexes sometimes, so take a shuttle/10 minute walk to the metro and go to Adams Morgan or Georgetown on weekends. Generally though a pretty chill place to go to school.
"Dude did you know Goldie Hawn lost her virginity at American University?"
"Wait, what?!"

"Why does AU campus security have segways now?"
"I dunno, but I mean they're already packing it on, what good is obese security?"

America Jr. 

1) A nickname for the country above the United States, called [Canada]. It's famous for ... being that country above the USA. It has the same stores, brands, cars and way of life as America, but with free health care.

2) The city of [Toronto], Ontario. Unofficially annexed by the United States, back in the 80's.
Torontonian: "Come visit Canada! It's great up here, we have big SUV's, McDonald's, Wal-Mart's and we even have the second tallest free standing structure in the world called the CN Tower, it looks like a penis!"

Homer: "Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America Jr.?"
America Jr. by Anonymous550 February 25, 2008