alair

A girl who over reacts about everything. She is very dramatic, especially with relationships. The one good thing about her is she can help you shop for your girlfriend. Sometimes/most of the time she is a bitch. Sometimes she is nice though. If you ever find an Alair, make sure shes friends with your girlfriend.

"That girl freaked out when her boyfriend didn't respond."

"Ugh she's such an Alair!"

by puke.master.D May 31, 2016

alacrity

A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.

To Jon Stewart: "You have a basic cable show, that's called the Daily Show, that's on 4 days a week instead of 7...You really nailed it, man. I mean, no offense, but you're not exactly what people would call an alacrity." -Demetri Martin

by izdvacb May 16, 2008

allure

a device used to catch a fish

I bought allure ....Now i can catch afish!

by StuPedasso September 13, 2018

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

Alaric

Noun: (A-lair-ic)A male who loves to suck the cock.

person 1: "wow, he loves to suck cock"
person 2: "Yeaah. he's an alaric"

by santaclaus12 June 27, 2008

Albury

Albury is a city just north of the Victorian and NSW border.
It is one of those places that is undesirable to live in, filled with people far from the level of technology found in places such as South West Sydney.
However the cooler people who live in Albury are generally referred to as a KOK.

"I visited a little albury in the middle of the NT last week"

by Frazzle-Head! June 9, 2009

allurie

A bad ass bitch that can fuck anyone over...

That bitch gotta be named Allurie...

by Daddy132 June 18, 2017