Drives a slow as V6 Mustang, has a tiny dick, and gets no play. Also suspected of having sexual relations with his car and dog.
You’re such an Abe
by Slimy Horse Cock September 9, 2021
Get the Abemug. Haruaki Abe is the main character of A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School. He's a sadlittle pissbaby man who is scared of everything, but despite that, he knows when to pull through, being surprisingly tough.
Hatanaka: Do you know Haruaki Abe? I hear he's a new human teacher, but he's a big ol' pissbaby and has been hiding in the closet for two hours.
M: Ha, I've been hiding in a closet, too.
M: Ha, I've been hiding in a closet, too.
by Ultomato November 7, 2020
Get the Haruaki Abemug. A person who’s name is Magnus Høgh Laursen and he can’t sit still, and gatekeeps all the chocopops and lays salt under his bed (value packk)
Abe
by Youngdaggerdong June 11, 2025
Get the Abemug. by hater1234444 November 1, 2023
Get the abmug. by alpaigeca February 27, 2011
Get the Whale Absmug. ...according to her Complaint, Brown “began masturbating near her without her knowledge and ejaculated on her back,” Antonio Brown, gave her the AB
by BigBadBootyDad September 17, 2019
Get the ABmug. 