Artifict

Unlike an artifact, an artifict is an uncovered object with a fictional history.

I recently uncovered an artifict in my attic. Apparently it belonged to a priest.

by A Strange Case June 15, 2009

articulature

(n.) Stylized, intelligent or appropriately styled characteristics of an idea, proposal, speech or expression. Denotes a concept expressed in a professional, plausible manner.

I'm sorry Jack. You're proposal for casual attire year-round doesn't have enough articulature to put before the board. Come back when you can make a better case for it.

by TissPee September 8, 2010

artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

artifake

Something made to resemble a real artifact. Items in this category are often used in displays so the real, priceless, irreplaceable object can be more securely kept but a replica can be on public view.

The artists making early American Indian museum replicas referred to the things they made as an artifake or several artifakes.

by Sha6ron March 17, 2011

Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.

Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011

Artilo

The man who is the fusion of Artur and Vilo, one of the saviours from the army of Shant. In 2075 Cyborg Artur and Vilo fuse to make a near-perfect being, capable of standing up to Shant's elite military forces. Sadly, they were not able to finish Shant off, but did manage to destroy most of his army.

Artilo just fucked shit up and pulled a vasari.

by Avakilio November 8, 2011

Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.

I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!

by Sexy_Mango February 1, 2012