statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

by bucnasty. April 29, 2010

to go ape shit

what the cast of "Jersey Shore" do every day.

man1 "hey man2"
man2 "yeah man1?"
man1 "i took my sons porn away last night, he then just had to go ape shit"
man2 ".................ya i did too"

by mr.apeshit January 18, 2011

shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

yard ape

1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

by JB2003 August 14, 2003

Bored Ape Yacht Club

Bored Ape Yacht Club, where you can always ape-in but no one ever apes-out.

You can find me in the club- Bored Ape Yacht Club that is. Bored and floored with my mates. Join us.

by JoePThreee June 5, 2021

triggered ape

A person who looses control emotionally and becomes violent when triggered. Can result in dramatic emotional displays intended to intimidate the person who provided the source of the triggering. Display often resembles the behavior of a frustrated and angry ape.

The Trump supporter acted like a Triggered Ape when he encoudntered a Muslim at a public beach.

by TriggeredApe May 10, 2017

Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.

Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape

by 1wayscoota April 8, 2021