salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.

That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.

by scottn June 15, 2006

Mac Slap

Striking someone in the face with an apple product such as an iPad or macBook.

Oh Dude, you just got mac slapped. Shoulda kept your mouth shut.

by swed-guy May 29, 2013

Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 12, 2020

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019

Neon slap

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.

"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."

by MITB September 13, 2006

Will The Slap Smith

Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.

"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.

"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"

by wholesomekeanuchungus March 29, 2022

slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

by Aussieq April 6, 2010