"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"
by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021
Get the Canned Cornmug. by queen jace July 13, 2020
Get the it can ridemug. The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.
Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.
by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010
Get the dog canmug. by uhh may January 21, 2018
Get the but can it do this?mug. (Verb)
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

