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Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
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Boris Johnson

is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.
Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson
by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022
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The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.
“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020
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Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming
Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
by El daddio December 11, 2022
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Jimmy Johnson

Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
person 1: hey how are you
jimmy johnson: hey man, my name is jimmy johnson
person 1: nevermind.
by void_> April 26, 2023
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SC Johnson

Person 1: You seen that SC Johnson Company ad?
Person: Yea, the slogan is so Catchy!
by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019
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diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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