Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.
by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008
Get the laguna beachmug. A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.
wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house
by i_ride_a_duc April 23, 2009
Get the Fernandina beachmug. When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
by eda-skip October 5, 2021
Get the beach bonermug. Very nice area in Brooklyn, lots of Russians living there now, causing a great deal of jealousy among the old white-trash/American residents.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
White trash resident from Brooklyn: "where do the Russians get the money to live on Manhattan beach?"
Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
by zxcvasdf October 8, 2006
Get the manhattan beachmug. half of sound beach is white trash and the other half is any other race you can think of.
there's a new drug raid once a week
---common sayings in sound beach---
people don't shoot guns often down here, they just shoot heroin
when they shoot guns it's probably to get money for drugs
I have xans stuck in my ass
Yoooo, this needle is bigger than my girls dick!
I don't have a dick
I love sound beach
Its so affordable! I can't figure out why!
-yo you see that house that went abandon last week?
-witch one there's like 8
do anal
there's a new drug raid once a week
---common sayings in sound beach---
people don't shoot guns often down here, they just shoot heroin
when they shoot guns it's probably to get money for drugs
I have xans stuck in my ass
Yoooo, this needle is bigger than my girls dick!
I don't have a dick
I love sound beach
Its so affordable! I can't figure out why!
-yo you see that house that went abandon last week?
-witch one there's like 8
do anal
EXAMPLE- You think your living the american dream, nice house on long island in sound beach, 3 kids and a wife that loves you, the next day your kids all overdose, your wife gets raped, and you get evicted. You start to think where did you go wrong? Was it moving to sound beach or should I say, sound bitch, was it getting married, or was it being born? I love sound beach
~Sound Beach~ the whole neighborhood smells like weed
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~Sound Beach~ the whole neighborhood smells like weed
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by big boy troy August 20, 2017
Get the sound beachmug. "Down the Beach" is a phrase originating from California surf culture, used to define someone who is a kook, generally meaning that they should beat it and go surf down the beach. In context, it is often shouted indirectly, as a statement to your friends or other surfers indicating there are kooks in the water. Hopefully the kooks hear you and get the message. On occasion it is shouted directly at the person, which basically means beat it and go surf somewhere else.
ex. 1: "Down the Beach!" (or just DTB)
ex. 2: "Oh shit, check out who's paddling out; Down the Beach!"
ex. 3: That guy is so down the beach (often abbreviated as DTB).
ex 4: "Yeah, check out this guy - DOWN THE BEACH!"
ex 5: "Fuckin' beat it kook, Down the Beach"
ex. 2: "Oh shit, check out who's paddling out; Down the Beach!"
ex. 3: That guy is so down the beach (often abbreviated as DTB).
ex 4: "Yeah, check out this guy - DOWN THE BEACH!"
ex 5: "Fuckin' beat it kook, Down the Beach"
by A K Jackson November 23, 2007
Get the down the beachmug. by asdfl8872 August 16, 2011
Get the beach buzzmug.