by Iycebludave67 November 06, 2020
The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.
"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."
"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013
A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.
A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.
Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:
I. After great, but not excellent sex.
II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.
III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)
IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)
V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.
Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:
I. After great, but not excellent sex.
II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.
III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)
IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)
V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?
Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? May 28, 2012
The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
by smarttard December 23, 2023
by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019
When the butler gets in trouble for answering the door because it was chicks in bikinis not dudes in boardies.
The dudes have Busting a nut inside their family home and allowed the nut to leavewith thd stolen items peacefully
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 31, 2023