Logan Ty Fletcher

Someone who people think is gay but isn't, who makes tons of friends and try to keep them. They are also very likely to join a gang and kill their way to the chairman's position. OH, and they love the homies.

Man, he looks gay, acts nice, but is a gang boss, that Logan Ty Fletcher.

by zxcvbnk March 3, 2022

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers a vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's on octopus.

I can't eat that octopus, thank you. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022

Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.

Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

Vibin' On Fleek

When your significant other is looking much finer and tastier than normal, although they always look amazing in your eyes, they often get a vibe about them that straight draws you in and you're drooling and shit. That is what I'm talking about. Made that shit up yesterday on one of our "love walks" As a 35 yo husband and father, I am proud of myself for coming up with such a phrase! Lol! Eat penis everyday people!™

Damn, baby girl, you are straight vibin' on fleek today!

Hey shuga, you thank I be vibin' on fleek today?

I will be vibin' on fleek after blowing through my student loans!

I'm working up a sweat trying to get my vibe on fleek in this dressing room!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023