Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.

Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!

by Guerre March 15, 2012

Blue knuckle

Megan McCain’s ginger tattoos

Have you ever heard of a blue knuckle? Check out McCain’s finger.

by Butchtita June 13, 2018

Blue heather

A Mean girl whos sad.
happens when she gets defeated.

That mean girl looks sad .
Shes a Blue heather.

by I like penguinssss December 27, 2023

blue tart

Someone who is irrationally mean towards someone, normally someone named Sweeny Todd.

Did you hear about Carl? He's being such a Blue Tart.

by toydonkey12 December 12, 2019

Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

by Commentsadnauseam June 15, 2024

blue barrel

A very large, thick dick.

Omg Caroline, John has the best blue barrel!

by The best blue barrel January 31, 2016

Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.

Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome

by Socksuntershoes July 01, 2023