Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

wut the nut

It’s simply mean me what the heck are you doing it talking about

Wut the nut are you doing Jimmy

by Jojosauce March 15, 2022

Bubbly nut

When you can blow bubbles with your semen.

Jude “gosh Drew you have a bubbly nut!”
Drew “wtf is that?”
Jude “i could blow bubbles with that”
Drew “really!? Show me!”

by UngaBungaMan October 8, 2023

Fnaf Nut

Where a male wits a full school week between nuts to maximise force.

“My father used to turkey jerk me, so I hit him with a fnaf nut” said Tom

by Howardeez Nuts January 7, 2020

Nut November

Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut

Nut November is lit

by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020

Deez nuts

Deez nuts can only be used from people that have big nuts

Can I have yo deez nuts

by anonymous June 20, 2022

Nut leak

When you let it slip

James had a nut leak

by Lil Oily Man November 10, 2022