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bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke
Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.
by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024
mugGet the bull penis puttermug.

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)
by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
mugGet the bend my penis in my buttmug.

Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with
“Emily come here so I can show u my penis
by Xxernix April 18, 2023
mugGet the Penismug.

chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
mugGet the chicken nigga penismug.

Penis navidad

On christmas eve, he was going to wish his dick "Penis Navidad"
by skibidiohiofortniterizz December 22, 2024
mugGet the Penis navidadmug.

penis pal

"hi penis pal!" "hi penis pal"
by fagurmom May 13, 2022
mugGet the penis palmug.

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