John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025

John

Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name

John is so gorgous

by Plundered May 12, 2022

John Henry

John Henry is a amara lover Fr

John Henry just loves amara fr

by Thegirljohnhenryloves May 9, 2023

John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him

Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!

by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021