fuck me twice!

used as !:exclamation:!;
being overly fucked (usually by the same person);
as in Deep Shit;
cant pull the wool over mine eyes.

Fuck me twice!!! i aint into that shit.

by Dominic Rosario November 10, 2008

Mix me

Have sex with me

Mix me bro

by Jack. Black. March 15, 2017

Plug me

To ask for anal sex. Usually with a butt plug.

Hey man can you plug me later tonight

by Machewjr December 3, 2020

Hand Me Down

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.

While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.

by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010

Fuck me boots

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.

Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"

by thuringian August 6, 2009

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

bring me the horizon

greeeat fuckinng banddd , theyre one of my favoritees
oli sykes is proper lush & their lyricss are randomm and funnn ahahxX(: youu should def listen to them
..,
so clap yer hands to the sound of everyy newwbornn dying noww,
wattchh the rivers turn to bloood ,deeath will stand where life once stooood! close yer eyeeeeeees ,! prayyyy fer plagues
xBMTH

bring me the horizon makes you horny

by lenuhlbmthl June 12, 2008