Definitions by thuringian

Fuck me boots 

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.

Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"

Fuck me boots by thuringian August 6, 2009