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Penis

A penis is a “sausage” used for peeing, and release “milk” that contains sperm.
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
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banana penis

when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
by fhahxnwjcbanhshwbs March 13, 2019
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shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis
that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022
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Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017
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penis

hey! how are you, how bigs your penis?

its big! took some viagra.
by urgreatgrampassister August 18, 2021
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penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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