A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. by Kcb April 14, 2023
Get the Blue + redmug. We all know that Sydney's beautiful summer beaches are on the radar of most people, but have you ever considered taking a private winter tour by hiring a private Sydney tour around the Blue Mountains?
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
by Private Sydney tours March 31, 2021
Get the Avoid Crowd and Experience Blue Mountains with Private Sidney Toursmug. by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020
Get the No no blue ballsmug. A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.
A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
Get the super blue blood moonmug. The color of:
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry
Me: I'm so sorry
by Rathmagar January 25, 2019
Get the Bluemug. Left wing conspiracy theories such as the “Russia gate” scam concocted by the democrat party and the intelligence community to overthrown the election of President Donald Trump, and promulgated by virtually all the media establishment; or the invention by the same entities claiming a right wing insurrection was going to attack all fifty state Capitol buildings simultaneously.
The veracity of this cultural phenomenon was established by the Urban Dictionary and Google shadow banning the term in unison.
The veracity of this cultural phenomenon was established by the Urban Dictionary and Google shadow banning the term in unison.
The blue anon criminal conspiracy was the cause of two unsuccessful attempts to impeach President Trump.
Blue Anon likely the source of Q Anon.
Blue Anon likely the source of Q Anon.
by GungleGeorge March 7, 2021
Get the blue anonmug.