Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.

“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”

by Barbarian Buddy March 4, 2022

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Nut Cabinet

A derogatory term used for a woman’s reproductive organs.

Damn girl you fine, let me get up in that nut cabinet.

by danielson445 July 13, 2025

Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.

"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"

by PTX2 October 24, 2019

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020