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Cool Cat saves the kids 

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).
“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”
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I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk 

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.
"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

Kidcessory 

A child had by a celebrity just for the attention. Usually given a bizarre name, because who cares what the child has to go through growing up, they're just a kidcessory.
D'ya hear? Kimye had a kidcessory and named it North West.
Kidcessory by Bobakalacka May 27, 2015
Word of the Day on May 29, 2015

kawaii kids 

Non-Asian scenesters who speak 5 words of Japanese, go to Anime Conventions, listen to j-rock/j-pop, have 50,000 MySpace buddies that they can't really talk to because they're all in Japan and don't speak a word of English, or otherwise attempt to bastardize Japanese culture to make themselves seem cooler.
Me: Hey T, do you want A and M to come over and hang?

T: FUCK NO! All those damned kawaii kids ever want to do is watch Gazzette videos and play on MySpace, and I'll be the one having to clean up all the glitter and plastic toys after they leave!
kawaii kids by Dezmodus February 24, 2007

Shelf Kids 

sleep depriving, cobrah stalking kids who are stuck on a shelf that get little attention and are hated on by everyone.

we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.
yo those shelf kids are so badass.

because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.

wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!
Shelf Kids by gabby v January 21, 2009

popular kids

A bunch of arrogant snot nosed cocky pricks who think they are gangsters and go around beating people up. They own Geo Metros/ with meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipes, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the kid's "phat beats" playing, and last but not least, their prefect girlfriend who abuses her powers way too much in the shotgun seat.