john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by November 20, 2023

john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.

hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun

by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 03, 2024