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Knock-Knock Cunt Punt 

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"
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you cheeky cunt 

"it just means you're being a cheeky cunt. it just means itself"
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You're mad cunt 

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"
"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"

hobo cunt 

someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is more hobo-like, or if you want to go all out then simply go outside dig a hole in the garden and booze it up there! THEN your an official hobo cunt
1.skanky girl with a bottle of vodka laying in the dirt
2. a dirty cunt - quite hoboish
3. a hobo on a corner drinking booze from a brown paper bag yelling obsenities
4. a cunt who's bored and drinks 24/7
hobo cunt by mazizzle May 3, 2005

Vile Cunt 

Often used to describe a vulgar female

we all know some Vile Cunt

Ryan Elcoat is the biggest Vile Cunt around
Patty: did you see that vile cunt?
Elcoat: haha she was vile
Patty: bet she's got a vile vagina
Elcoat: well that's what word on the grape vine is
Vile Cunt by Stvn P January 5, 2010
Guy 1: "How's it going?"

Guy 2: "Not bad mein cunt"
Mein Cunt by omsk-static February 24, 2010

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.
Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.