Unemployed Eye

An extremely bad lazy eye

Alex- “Holy shit, that is so fucking ugly!”
Preston- “I know, that isn’t a lazy eye; that’s an unemployed eye.”
Alex- “Oo!”
Preston- “Haha- Haha!”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “”
Alex- “Go ahead and add that to the Urban Dictionary!”
Preston- “Okay, I will.”

by pastvp May 17, 2025

pull-ey person

A person who constantly pulls your strings, and not the good ones.

Y/n: "Wow dude, they're a really pull-ey person. One day my strings might just snap."

by yourmomwholeftyourdad May 21, 2025

heart eyes howell

A nickname given to Youtuber Daniel Howell (formerly known as danisnotonfire) whenever he looks at his "best friend" and "roommate", fellow Youtuber Phil Lester (aka AmazingPhil) with a loving look in his eyes.

Friend: "Did you see AmazingPhil's most recent video?"
Me: Yes. Several times. I'm still not over the way Dan looked at Phil towards the end.
Friend: Same. Heart Eyes Howell strikes again.

by crazycatlady1995 May 27, 2025

Eye necker

When your driving and don't want to be caught rubber necking while passing an accident so you just use your eyes instead of turning your head.

Babe!! Pay attention. Stop eye necking that wreck. I see you under those sunglasses you eye necker

by Bauseman1 May 28, 2025

Rib Eye

Bathroom anal when the recipient looks over their shoulder into the eye of the giver.

Jason looked lovingly at Bruce as he was receiving a Rib Eye in the Mickey D's bathroom.

by presqueisle814 May 29, 2025

Tricome eye

An irritation in the eye caused by marijuana use.

After twisting a fatty I accidentally rubbed my eye and now I have tricome eye.

by Gabecali1488 June 1, 2025

Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!

Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025