Yeez Nuts

What you say when something unlucky happens to you.

Stefan: "My bitch cheated on me last night."
Zach: This do be a yeez nuts moment."

by Zodiac Zach September 25, 2021

Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Coco-Nut

When you nut in a container and pour hot coco in it and drink it

Damn.... I want some coco-nut right now

by The destroyer of cheeks May 6, 2023

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021