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Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.
Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.
by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026
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The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math
Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab
by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026
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Blox Fruits phenomenon

The phenomenon in which a piece of media considered extremely popular online or in niche spaces is, in reality, barely known offline.
Blox Fruits, despite being one of the biggest games ever at a point, is known by nearly nobody in real life. This is what the Blox Fruits phenomenon is named after.
by mesa6836 February 24, 2026
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Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.
Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.
by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026
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pls fruit

something blox fruit beggars never shuts up about
me: grinding light on snow village
blox fruit beggar: pls fruit pls fruit pls fruit
by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 19, 2025
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kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit
by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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