Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024

Fart Grenade

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.

the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.

by mu shin September 11, 2019

Bart Fart

A “Bart Fart” is a person or animal that doesn’t know how to clean their ass.

Look at that bart fart! They really need to clean themselves

by bart fart July 11, 2023

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Freckled Fart

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.

For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!

by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018

Class Fart

A fart released in a class room

Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart

Mark: How bad was it

Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha

Nathan: The cute girl

Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again

Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase

by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021

Sea fart

A guy the falls in line with older ladies but still creeps and prays on the younger ones

In my early 30s I started to become a sea fart.

by Shartster mini July 25, 2019