Boxymoron

A person who situates his fat ass near any standard electronic device, whether it be a computer, T.V., etc.

Usually, these beings have ADD.

No example. it is self-explanatory.

by Boxymoron February 12, 2005

boxing

A game played between two people, one being male, in which the male recieves multiple blows to the head, a.k.a. a blowjob.

Me and Nikita went 15 rounds in a boxing match and I busted a twinkie on her face.

by S Compton (The man) May 13, 2005

boxer

1)a brain damaged moron
2)a really cool dog that also slobbers

1)me think not good coz me boxer
2) slobber, slobber, slobber

by i like dags September 27, 2003

BoXeR*

The most widely accepted meaning of the word BoXeR* is someone who gets annoyed when they join a public server and get raped by n00bs.

In pure frustration you can observe this specimen join a server, get totally owned by other freezetagers, at which point he will utter one of his catch phrases like "fckn n00bs", "take you all on at osp" or "ffs spam" and then promptly disconnect.

The above phrases literally traslate to such things as: 'Im leaving because its my time of the month and I cant handle loosing' or perhaps: 'Your more skilled than me, but Id rather quit than admit it'.

BoXeR* was railed by fish
Blue scores!
BoXeR* was electrocuted by pen1s
BoXeR*: ffs noobs
BoXeR* disconnected
the donn: lol
ele: piss off hax
DEEMS:rofl

by pwndj00n00b February 25, 2004

Boxman

Man who licks pus*y

"That breh is a boxman"

by Motive January 8, 2009

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

boxer briefs

underwear for men that's practical for providing the coverage of boxers but the support of tighty whiteys - but for metrosexual dweebs and regular guys that just want practical underwear and are clueless - that they should be man enough to wear regular boxers or just admit they can't give up briefs ('cause they're a nerd, immature, or just going with the flow) and hope no one sees them with their pants down. Yeah I wear all three-but I don't feel hot in bb's, wear briefs when my balls need a rest (and I am part dweeb), and boxers when I wanna feel manly and wear man underwear.

He felt like a nerd in tighty whiteys and he didn't like feeling his tool flop around, so he compromised with boxer briefs.

Boxer briefs are practical, but they're so middle of the road that only men too insecure to decide on boxers or briefs wear them.

by cordero1901 September 2, 2009