Jew Penis 

also see: Godzilla Cock

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"

Jew Penis by Jewperman August 31, 2008

man-penis 

a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage

"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"

man-penis by metalliska September 8, 2006

little bald penis 

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth

That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves

little bald penis by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

Punjabi Penis 

Punjabi penis. The Punjabi penis is as large as their food. The Punjabi penis is always erect whether around women, men, or cows. Punjabi's are not secretive about their penises, they walk and swim in public in the nude allot.

EX 1:Cant find a towel in the shower? just walk out with your big Punjabi Penis and get one.
EX 2: dad my privates hurt. Dad: OK. lets have a look.
EX 3: Guys the 10 of us should go swimming. Person 2: ok. (Everybody strips and jumps in a lake)

Punjabi Penis by PenisRater October 6, 2013

Jew Penis 

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews

Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.

Jew Penis by ChristianK April 25, 2007

purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

purple penis eater by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

rescue penis 911 

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.

Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.

rescue penis 911 by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006