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iPad Kid

Ben Hemphill is the perfect iPad kid.
Ben won’t get off his phone he is an iPad kid.
by B1ldo August 15, 2022
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Heavy kid

A "heavy kid" is someone who's super impressive and cool, like they've got this amazing presence and talent that just blows you away.
Your heavy kid
by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025
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blue tie kid

bl-oo-ty-kid Gained popularity in a video by @islandentertainment on TikTok for asserting dominance among his friend group, slowly but surely influencing his peers to copy his every move. Also coined the nickname "group leader" due to his supreme demeanor throughout the clip. Very popular within the TikTok brain rot community.
Jack: I hate drugs, why are they even a thing!?
Blake: *slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Jack: *also slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Bystander: Wow, Blake is definitely the blue tie kid.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
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Patel kids

It is like Cosby kids but they smell shitty too.
I dropped the Patel kids off at the pool
by SuckDiep December 25, 2019
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Savage Fight kid

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler
person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"
by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021
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The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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kentucky kid

The greatest American motorcycle racer of this generation, Nicky Hayden.
There was no greater American motorcycle champion in the 21st century than the Kentucky Kid #RideOnKentuckyKid
by Pgh4ever May 23, 2017
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