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by danieldestroyer22 May 24, 2019
Get the suck a dick mug.when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)
trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018
Get the Dick Swing mug.A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020
Get the Circumcised Dick mug.When a male inbetween the ages of 75 and 95 masturbates so hard the skin on his penis slowly starts to come off but because the male is so old it does not come off normally but rather falls off and turns into small little dandruff like flakes known as dick dust.
by rattamatt September 16, 2012
Get the Dick dust mug.Dick Mouth can be used to define the moment a basketball player dunks on another player in a matter in which both his legs are open and the dunking players nuts are all in the defenders mouth. Can also be related to dunk face.
*dude I - did you see Kobe dick mouth Dwight Howard last night during the game?
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!
by Javi3r03 January 6, 2012
Get the Dick Mouth mug.I didn’t have sex but I did get some dick last night
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex
by Argon1000 November 11, 2018
Get the Getting Dick mug.An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!
by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004
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