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by Diples September 1, 2021

Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021

Cum-nado

A ferocious, spinning cum-shot. Usually a result of multiple men busting on a woman at once but it could form from a single dude if the load is violent enough.

My friend and I busted a fat cum-nado on your mom's face last night. It was fucking rad, dude.

by Brock in my Ash July 1, 2021

Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.

Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum

by The XDer July 6, 2021

Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021