FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

G-Fart

A fart so strong it hits your G spot

Mary's G-Fart was so strong that her g-spot vibrated her into a convulsion of pure pleasure.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos

Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...

by The.Procrastinator55555 March 18, 2021

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022