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Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.
A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
by Red forehead November 7, 2009
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elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth
by asiabby November 30, 2010
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Dick Enthusiast

A girl that really loves dick. Basically another way of saying whore that gets the point across a little bit better
Ryan: Hey bro, what do you think about me asking Jessica to prom?

Thomas: Well she's a good choice if you want to get laid, she is a pretty big Dick Enthusiast
by Giorgibro Armani November 17, 2010
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dick-tits

A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.
Look at grace wow how gross she has dick tits! but be nice to her shell give you a handjob!
by the nipple prince September 8, 2005
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footy dick

A slang term to describe the shrinking of a male's genitalia after a period of sport in cold conditions.
"Shit the bed Ste, I've got bad footy dick after that match like."
by Fwaa March 12, 2008
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Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.
Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper
by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008
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Dick Diving

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.
by LangHack October 26, 2015
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