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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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November 2

Go wild!

Tell them that you hate having to look down to them, bend to get a picture, or even having to stand behind them just because they are shorter.
November 2nd is your day tall people!
by georgiafootball November 2, 2019
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2 of February

The most amazing day in the world, it's the lasagna day! And Andrea's birthday :)
-Hey do you know what day is today?
-Ofc! It's 2 of February and the lasagna day, it's the the B-day of Andrea too :D
by Arsson November 22, 2021
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2+2=4

How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?
Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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October 2

Today is the day. Get with your crush! If you do today you will last forever and that relationship really will be perfect
?: wanna get with me?
?: why?
?: it’s October 2
?: oh right!!! sure
by October2 October 2, 2022
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Wol 2 Whall

Describing a situation where you and your emotions are being driven all over the place because of the imbalance that is present in the circumstances or in an individual.
We've been together for almost nine years and all it seems like is I am being taken on a wol 2 whall.
by Pineapple Twist June 9, 2025
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