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Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup 

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.
I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

Fried Chicken 

What black people love the most, their dicks! They are fried so black, and chicken meated megapenis!
I sucked his fried chicken!
Man you gay!
Fried Chicken by ruckasboy June 8, 2017

mach chicken 

3725.95 mph, the speed at which a human hand will cook a chicken in one slap
I was liek basically going mach chicken.
mach chicken by b1nk3r August 7, 2021

Cobra Chicken

A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks
1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?

Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.
I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.
Chasing the Chicken by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum
Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now