Cheese

Something disgusting

Bro that smells like straight cheese

by Looklikeastkofbukwheatpancaks September 7, 2017

Nub Cheese

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.

Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings

by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

cheese patty

A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried

I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty

by London 2017 September 22, 2017

cletus cheese

The nasty shit that gets stuck in a dirty uncircumcised penis foreskin

His Cletus cheese smelled real bad

by Cel.demers September 27, 2017

New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017