Jizzle Nipple Pickle

The act of jizzing on ones nipples before placing pickles on top of the jizz and nipples and then sucking everything off of the nipples.

Wow! I can’t wait to do a jizzle nipple pickle with you later!

I always do jizzle nipple pickles to my girlfriend.

by NPC4456729 May 24, 2024

Get it Picked

Get It Picked is an on-demand delivery service that allows you to have your items picked up and delivered to your desired location in Nova Scotia, Canada.

I ordered courier from get it picked yesterday

by Getitpicked June 1, 2024

Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket

The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.

I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.

by Qball1984 January 23, 2026

All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The cynical but often accurate observation that for any complex issue, a person can selectively present isolated data points ("cherry-picked" facts) to construct a compelling but deeply misleading narrative that supports their pre-existing bias. This isn't a claim that all facts are false, but that their power comes from context and omission. A single statistic, a lone study, or an individual anecdote can be wielded as a definitive "truth-totem" while ignoring the vast forest of contradictory evidence surrounding it. In the information age, data isn't power; curation is.

Example: A climate change denier points to a single cold day in July and declares, "See? No global warming! All facts are cherry-pickable." They've plucked one irrelevant data point from a planet-sized dataset of rising temperatures, using a "fact" to fabricate a falsehood. It's the weaponization of the technically-true to obscure the actually-true.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel

Suppose you want to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. In that case, you must follow these instructions: If you ever find yourself in the universe of Dora the Explorer, if you have a nickel in your pocket, go to any person named Nikhil, and give them said nickel. When this is done, Nikhil will smile and give you a thumbs-up. This is the sign every Nikhil will provide you with, and it means that you can start tickling his pickle. You get 10 minutes, and when the 10 minutes is up, you can either give Nikhil another nickel for more time or leave. If you do choose to leave, remember to thank Nikhil. Manners are key!

"I had a nickel in my pocket, so i just HAD to Tickle Nikhil's Pickle For Only A Nickel. Who would pass up such a great deal?!"-Swiper

by monkeyischonkey October 24, 2024

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

In a pickle

In a very tricky and devious situation 😼

Person A: Great heavens! Are you alright?

Person B: No, I am in a pickle - my car just broke down!

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024